I'm an artist. I do things. I went to PCPA. I act and direct stuff. I love cats and fantasy novels. I'd rather be drinking tea right now. Maybe I actually am. I wanted to join the circus, so I did, then I stopped, but I want to start again. I am the Brennan Lee Mulligan of sex coaching. Kirkwood 2026 for Congress because why not. Hire me to act because I can't write for shit.